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Hot Dog Beer Straw

by Thiccquid

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Based on a true story. Beer and hot dogs go really great together, right?

lyrics

—INTRO—
Everyone loves a hot dog!
Everyone loves a cold beer!
Everyone loves things salty and sweet
I’ve got some news that you’re gonna want to hear

—CHORUS—
Hot dog beer straw!
Hot dog beer straw!
Cut a hole in the middle of the meat tube
Now it’s a thing that you can drink your beer through
Hot dog beer straw!
Hot dog beer straw!
And if your kids want to have some fun
They can drink soda too!

—VERSE—
You know you shouldn’t use plastic
Because it just might hurt a sea turtle
And you know those paper straws
Are just a soggy wasted hurdle

It’s good for the environment
Because it’s biodegradable
And after just one hour
That cheap beer will pass right through ya

CHORUS

—VERSE—
You gotta use a frozen hot dog
A cold beer is just logical
And when your drink is all gone
You can eat the meat popsicle

You really don’t want heatstroke
So replenish those electrolytes
The salt in the dog straw
Will keep you drinking all through the night

CHORUS

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released August 31, 2022

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Thiccquid Grand Rapids, Michigan

Hard rock with a sense of humor. Midwest born and raised.

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