You need to stop staring at my chubby baby hands The way you’re looking at them is giving me a complex I can’t change the way they are I really wish I could but I don’t have that power I would use it for good I would cure the world’s cancer You know I really would Yeah I would have all the answers I’d never be insecure but I got chubby baby hands They never really got fully grown What happened to them well I don’t know I guess I drank too much coffee when I was a kid But you know I’m a man by my really great Beard People always make fun of me They think it makes them big When they choose to be mean But my lifestyle ain’t no different from them And all the ladies know I got chubby baby hands You need to stop staring at my chubby baby hands The way you’re looking at them is giving me a complex I can’t change the way they are I really wish I could but I don’t have that power I would use it for good I would cure the world’s cancer You know I really would Yeah I would have all the answers I’d never be insecure but I got chubby baby hands I’m not really self conscious ‘Cause I hide it so well Most people don’t notice Unless someone tells I walk really tall With my chest stuck out And I sing silly songs With an aggressive growl I get excited when I’ve found Another tool to distract Like my fingers wrapped around A roll of nickels to enhance Buried up to the wrist In the pockets of my pants So no one can notice My chubby baby hands I’m six feet tall And I’m made of muscle Can I hold a baseball? Well that’s a struggle And I stay on the road When I drive my truck Cause I’d have to get it towed If it ever got stuck My hands aren’t big enough To use a winch Though I’ve got one on my bumper And a five inch lift I got super jacked Don’t misunderstand Just trying to distract From my chubby baby hands You need to stop staring at my chubby baby hands The way you’re looking at them is giving me a complex I can’t change the way they are I really wish I could but I don’t have that power I would use it for good I would cure the world’s cancer You know I really would Yeah I would have all the answers I’d never be insecure but I got chubby baby hands You need to stop staring at my chubby baby hands The way you’re looking at them is giving me a complex I can’t change the way they are I really wish I could but I don’t have that power I would use it for good I would cure the world’s cancer You know I really would Yeah I would have all the answers I’d never be insecure but I got chubby baby hands

He’s all the rage with the boys He’ll teach you how to be a man Just listen to his sickly voice And goldfish attention span If you only knew The brain cells that are lost When you pay attention to A crack pot’s random thoughts He’s number one on the charts With his book and podcast He’s due tomorrow in court For his misleading ads On his YouTube channel Where he talks real fast About how men like him Are a thing of the past If the ladies don’t like you Then the problem is them and Double down while you Throw a temper tantrum You whisper to yourself absently “Men are meant to be your king” Cause things that come naturally Always need reinforcing He’s all the rage with the boys He’ll teach you how to be a man Just listen to his sickly voice And goldfish attention span If you only knew The brain cells that are lost When you pay attention to A crack pot’s random thoughts Of course you can believe in me Why would I lie about it I say that I’m deceiving Only when the judge will allow it The peak of humanity Is he/him not theirs And we’ve been this way For a hundred million years So this is how we have to stay And nothing can change And I recorded that message On modern technology That was invented by a gay man And sold to me by another Alan Turing Tim Cook Or an Indian man named Sundar He’s all the rage with the boys He’ll teach you how to be a man Just listen to his sickly voice And goldfish attention span If you only knew The brain cells that are lost When you pay attention to A crack pot’s random thoughts Maybe boys just don’t have Any good role models Maybe love and respect Doesn’t satisfy the primal But these aren’t the heroes That we need to look up to We’re all people not demons time for that to go viral He’s all the rage with the boys He’ll teach you how to be a man Just listen to his sickly voice And goldfish attention span If you only knew The brain cells that are lost When you pay attention to A crack pot’s random thoughts

It baffled all the scientists When they looked into the night sky There’s something floating out there And they’re not quite sure why NASA looked through a telescope But all they saw was a silhouette They had to get a closer look Without going too deep in debt I’m sure they did the best they could Though their budget had been cut And they tied an instant camera To the side of a bottle rocket (Polaroid space boy) How’d you even get there (Polaroid space boy) You can’t even breathe the air (Polaroid space boy) We tried to come save you (Polaroid space boy) But we needed saving too Now people all across the world They put their faith in what they see That the boy floating out in space Was a world-wide epiphany All our problems seem so far away Just like the satellite child And I pray to him every night That he stays with us for a while (Polaroid Space Boy) He hasn’t done a single thing Just a wave of his little hand Somehow our leaders seem to know All his godly demands (Polaroid space boy) How’d you even get there (Polaroid space boy) You can’t even breathe the air (Polaroid space boy) We tried to come save you (Polaroid space boy) But we needed saving too We never got a closer look Just a blurry instant photograph We didn’t get to talk to him We just prayed to the golden calf Humanity’s second chance To put our faith in the innocent The final frontier of man Impossibly omnipotent He disappeared one day He didn’t even say goodbye Gone now without a trace Except the one he left on our lives (Polaroid space boy) How’d you even get there (Polaroid space boy) You can’t even breathe the air (Polaroid space boy) We tried to come save you (Polaroid space boy) But we needed saving too

That old feeling’s creeping in It’s getting under my skin I try to shake it off It comes back again and again and again And I know you won’t last long You could never be that strong But you’re the first and the last place That I felt I belonged I don’t feel bad You’ve always been like that It’ll all be okay It can’t be any other way And when it’s all said and done Didn’t we have fun? Before it all slipped away It can’t be any other way Haunted by the memory Of his ghostly legacy But you gotta move past ‘Cause I still remember he Promised me Wherever we Ended up next time Hand in hand in the knotty pine He promised that he wouldn’t cry But I didn’t promise that, now did I? I don’t feel bad You’ve always been like that It’ll all be okay It can’t be any other way And when it’s all said and done Didn’t we have fun? Before it all slipped away It can’t be any other way One life to live Not gonna spend it like this I’ve learned my lesson Class dismissed! I don’t feel bad You’ve always been like that It’ll all be okay It can’t be any other way And when it’s all said and done Didn’t we have fun? Before it all slipped away It can’t be any other way I don’t feel bad It can’t be any other way