Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal

by Thiccquid

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This catchy hard-hitting alternative rock song features:
Violence, such as setting fire to things, pushing someone, and grave robbing.
Sexual behaviour, such as having an affair with your best friend’s wife.
It also portrays criminals in a positive light while mocking law enforcement and the funeral attendees.
In short, it ROCKS 🤘

lyrics

CHORUS
Everything I want to do
is illegal
Especially the things
that I want to do to people
All of my friends,
well they call me evil
‘Cause everything I want to do
is illegal

VERSE
Everyone knows
I like playing with fire
Yeah at the gas station
I’ll torch your tires
If the cops check my records
Then they’ll know I got priors
Along with all the criminals
With whom I conspire

So I set fire to the gas
And I run real fast
Blowing things up
Yeah it’s a real blast
Look at all the stolen shit
That I’ve amassed
I got this snazzy blue tie
From the funeral I crashed

This one time I tried
Just a simple home invasion
But you’d think it was murder
From the noise the guy was making
It was just a little push
But then all of a sudden
Stealing all his stuff
Turned into grave robbin’

CHORUS

VERSE
At least they can’t take me
Back to juvenile hall
Last time I was there
Yeah I started a brawl

Talking to my boy about
what we do for fun
He asks “Are we pyromaniacs?”
“Yes we arson!”

Taking a drive
In a stolen Cadillac
With my best friend’s wife
Sitting there on my lap
He doesn’t need to know
Although in fact
Maybe I’ll pull out my phone
And send him a Snap

CHORUS

CHORUS

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released December 10, 2023

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Thiccquid Grand Rapids, Michigan

Hard rock with a sense of humor. Midwest born and raised.

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