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Ranch Tub
02:04
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Ranch tub!
It’s the dressing that you always loved
Ranch tub!
You can take a swim in the
Ranch tub!
It’s hot and it’s bubbly
Ranch tub!
It’s delicious like it ought to be
You take a hot tub
And you dump it out
You won’t need no water
‘Cause we’re in a drought
And you fill it up
With sour cream
And you spice it up
Then add some steam
Ranch tub!
It’s the dressing that you always loved
Ranch tub!
You can take a swim in the
Ranch tub!
It’s hot and it’s bubbly
Ranch tub!
It’s delicious like it ought to be
You can dip a chip
Or vegetables
And if you want to take a drink
You better bring your straws!
And when the sun goes down
It’s like the coolest club
They come from far and near
To take a dip in ranch tub!
Ranch tub!
It’s the dressing that you always loved
Ranch tub!
You can take a swim in the
Ranch tub!
It’s hot and it’s bubbly
Ranch tub!
It’s delicious like it ought to be
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2. |
Edible Burrito Tape
02:03
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Science should be working on important things
Like edible burrito tape that’s what I mean
Every time I roll it up I lose the fillings
Because edible burrito tape is what I need
When I roll it up
It’s aways stuffed too full
And I’ve got a cup
Of everything that’s good
But I’m on a budget
And I can’t afford the food
So I gotta eat it
With a fork or with a spoon
(and)
Science should be working on important things
Like edible burrito tape that’s what I mean
Every time I roll it up I lose the fillings
Because edible burrito tape is what I need
Some use a toothpick
While others roll and tuck
Some lick-and-stick
But no matter what
You’re gonna lose
Most of your chew (yeah)
You’re gonna lose
Most of your food (yeah)
(yeah)
Science should be working on important things
Like edible burrito tape that’s what I mean
Every time I roll it up I lose the fillings
Because edible burrito tape is what I need
No don’t tuck it!
It doesn’t taste right
You get so much tortilla
In the first and last bite
You wanna keep it in its delicious shape?
The only answer is burrito tape.
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3. |
Chicken, Medium Rare
02:09
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She eats healthy
She hits the gym
Look at that body
She stays so slim
When she walks by
The men all stare
As she orders her chicken
Medium rare
It’s juicy, it’s tender
It’s kinda lukewarm
If you want some parasites
Well you’ll get ‘em by the swarm
It’s a little pink
But the flavor’s all there
When you cook your chicken
Medium rare
I’ve been kicked out
Of restaurants
When they say they can’t cook
The way that I want
Just watch the chef
As he pulls out his hair
When I order my chicken
Medium rare
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Jack Sprat's Flap Jacks
01:58
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And between the two of us
we lick the platter clean
We go to IHOP and
We order short stacks
And we divvy them up
Like Jack Sprat’s flap jacks
I’m drinking syrup with a straw
But you ain’t gonna suffer
When your breakfast comes out
With just pancakes and some butter
A pancake’s just a way
Of getting syrup to your mouth
But what if I could say
That there’s a way to do without?!
Aunt Jemima is the best
That’s the one I worship
The real stuff is too rich
Gimme flavored corn syrup!
If we’re in a routine
And we think we want to mix it
I will have the gravy
And you can eat my biscuit
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Thiccquid Grand Rapids, Michigan
Hard rock with a sense of humor. Midwest born and raised.
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