You need to stop staring at my chubby baby hands
The way you’re looking at them is giving me a complex
I can’t change the way they are
I really wish I could but I don’t have that power

I would use it for good
I would cure the world’s cancer
You know I really would
Yeah I would have all the answers

I’d never be insecure but
I got chubby baby hands

They never really got fully grown
What happened to them well I don’t know
I guess I drank too much coffee when I was a kid
But you know I’m a man by my really great

Beard

People always make fun of me
They think it makes them big
When they choose to be mean

But my lifestyle ain’t no different from them
And all the ladies know
I got chubby baby hands

You need to stop staring at my chubby baby hands
The way you’re looking at them is giving me a complex
I can’t change the way they are
I really wish I could but I don’t have that power

I would use it for good
I would cure the world’s cancer
You know I really would
Yeah I would have all the answers

I’d never be insecure but
I got chubby baby hands

I’m not really self conscious
‘Cause I hide it so well
Most people don’t notice
Unless someone tells

I walk really tall
With my chest stuck out
And I sing silly songs
With an aggressive growl

I get excited when I’ve found
Another tool to distract
Like my fingers wrapped around
A roll of nickels to enhance

Buried up to the wrist
In the pockets of my pants
So no one can notice
My chubby baby hands

I’m six feet tall
And I’m made of muscle
Can I hold a baseball?
Well that’s a struggle

And I stay on the road
When I drive my truck
Cause I’d have to get it towed
If it ever got stuck

My hands aren’t big enough
To use a winch
Though I’ve got one on my bumper
And a five inch lift

I got super jacked
Don’t misunderstand
Just trying to distract
From my chubby baby hands

You need to stop staring at my chubby baby hands
The way you’re looking at them is giving me a complex
I can’t change the way they are
I really wish I could but I don’t have that power

I would use it for good
I would cure the world’s cancer
You know I really would
Yeah I would have all the answers

I’d never be insecure but
I got chubby baby hands

You need to stop staring at my chubby baby hands
The way you’re looking at them is giving me a complex
I can’t change the way they are
I really wish I could but I don’t have that power

I would use it for good
I would cure the world’s cancer
You know I really would
Yeah I would have all the answers

I’d never be insecure but
I got chubby baby hands