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Crack Pot's Random Thoughts

from Massif by Thiccquid

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Alternative rock track with slamming drums and loud guitars, satirizing weak misogynistic men who have podcasts and YouTube channels to tell young boys what a "real man" is.

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He’s all the rage with the boys
He’ll teach you how to be a man
Just listen to his sickly voice
And goldfish attention span

If you only knew
The brain cells that are lost
When you pay attention to
A crack pot’s random thoughts

He’s number one on the charts
With his book and podcast
He’s due tomorrow in court
For his misleading ads

On his YouTube channel
Where he talks real fast
About how men like him
Are a thing of the past

If the ladies don’t like you
Then the problem is them and
Double down while you
Throw a temper tantrum

You whisper to yourself absently
“Men are meant to be your king”
Cause things that come naturally
Always need reinforcing

He’s all the rage with the boys
He’ll teach you how to be a man
Just listen to his sickly voice
And goldfish attention span

If you only knew
The brain cells that are lost
When you pay attention to
A crack pot’s random thoughts

Of course you can believe in me
Why would I lie about it
I say that I’m deceiving
Only when the judge will allow it

The peak of humanity
Is he/him not theirs
And we’ve been this way
For a hundred million years

So this is how we have to stay
And nothing can change
And I recorded that message
On modern technology

That was invented by a gay man
And sold to me by another
Alan Turing Tim Cook
Or an Indian man named Sundar

He’s all the rage with the boys
He’ll teach you how to be a man
Just listen to his sickly voice
And goldfish attention span

If you only knew
The brain cells that are lost
When you pay attention to
A crack pot’s random thoughts

Maybe boys just don’t have
Any good role models
Maybe love and respect
Doesn’t satisfy the primal

But these aren’t the heroes
That we need to look up to
We’re all people not demons
time for that to go viral

He’s all the rage with the boys
He’ll teach you how to be a man
Just listen to his sickly voice
And goldfish attention span

If you only knew
The brain cells that are lost
When you pay attention to
A crack pot’s random thoughts

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from Massif, released January 27, 2023

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Thiccquid Grand Rapids, Michigan

Hard rock with a sense of humor. Midwest born and raised.

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